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The Esses Shield Tee: The Sim Racing Superhero
The Esses Shield Tee
Mild-mannered office worker by day. Defender of the racing line by night.
From nine to five, he answers emails. But when the house goes quiet, he slips into the lair and pulls on the gloves. Somewhere out there, a full grid is counting on someone to hold a clean line into Turn 1. By morning he's back at his desk, and nobody suspects a thing.
- Secret lair: The spare bedroom. The guest bed lives in the garage now.
- X-ray vision: Sees a dive-bomb coming from three corners away. Still can't find his car keys.
- Arch-nemesis: Doctor Dive-Bomb. Sends it from four car lengths back, then types "sorry, lag."
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, breathable comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing fit
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Print methods: Direct-to-Garment for main design; DTF for sleeve prints and inner neck labels
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and EU 2-year warranty; meets safety and compliance standards
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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2 LETTERS ON FILE"Put it on my wheelbase. My spouse asked what it means. I said it's a safety certification. Technically true."
"Sticker arrived faster than my braking points. The free surprise sticker looked disappointed in me, which felt personal and accurate."