ITEM Nº 46-A · STICKER

Certified unsafe.

$4.50.

The house mark, in matte vinyl. The meatball flag means "your car is unsafe, return to the pits" — a message that applies to your driving generally. Adheres to rigs, wheel rims, toolboxes, water bottles, and personalities.

DISPATCH 2 DAYS. TALENT: 6–8 WEEKS

FREE POST OVER $35 · A FREE SURPRISE STICKER RIDES IN EVERY PARCEL

CLIP & SAVE

Complete the set.

ADD ASSORTED NONSENSE. FOR $15.00

Correspondence received.

2 LETTERS ON FILE

"Put it on my wheelbase. My spouse asked what it means. I said it's a safety certification. Technically true."

— GARAGE 46, FLORIDA · VERIFIED BACKMARKER

"Sticker arrived faster than my braking points. The free surprise sticker looked disappointed in me, which felt personal and accurate."

— P1 (IN HIS HEAD), OHIO