ITEM Nº 74-A · TEE

One more lap.

$30.00.

The public confession, screen-printed on heavyweight cotton. Said at 11 PM. Meant at 1 AM.

DISPATCH 2 DAYS. TALENT: 6–8 WEEKS

FREE POST OVER $35 · A FREE SURPRISE STICKER RIDES IN EVERY PARCEL

CLIP & SAVE

Complete the set.

ADD ASSORTED NONSENSE. FOR $15.00

Correspondence received.

2 LETTERS ON FILE

"Put it on my wheelbase. My spouse asked what it means. I said it's a safety certification. Technically true."

— GARAGE 46, FLORIDA · VERIFIED BACKMARKER

"Sticker arrived faster than my braking points. The free surprise sticker looked disappointed in me, which felt personal and accurate."

— P1 (IN HIS HEAD), OHIO