THE GIFTING DESK · OPEN YEAR-ROUND

For the sim racer in your life.

(You don't need to get it. They will.)

They own a steering wheel that cost more than your sofa and they race a pretend car in the garage every night. We can't explain it either — but we can make you the hero of their birthday.

FIELD GUIDE

How to spot one.

  • SAYS "ONE MORE RACE" AT 11 PM
  • OWNS SUSPICIOUS ALUMINUM
  • HIDES RECEIPTS, BADLY

Parcels, pre-composed.

The starter kit.

Nº 90-A · 3 STICKERS + DNF PIN — FOR: STOCKINGS, DESKS, SMALL APOLOGIES

$35.
MOST DISPATCHED
The rig warming parcel.

Nº 90-B · TEE + PIN + 3 STICKERS — FOR: BIRTHDAYS, NEW RIGS, MAJOR APOLOGIES

$48.
The full apology.

Nº 90-C · HOODIE + CAP + PATCH + STICKERS — FOR: ANNIVERSARIES. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID

$75.

STEP 1

Mark it a gift.

At checkout. The price vanishes from all paperwork like a deleted lap time.

STEP 2

We enclose the transfer papers.

A deadpan "Transfer of equipment" card carries your message, filed in triplicate (one copy).

STEP 3

You take the credit.

The free surprise sticker rides along anyway. We'll say it was your idea.

IN A HURRY?

The gift card.

Nº 99-A · $25–100 · DELIVERED BY EMAIL, INSTANTLY. THE ONLY THING HERE THAT SHIPS FASTER THAN TALENT.