ITEM Nº 46-A · STICKER
Certified unsafe.
$4.50.
The house mark, in matte vinyl. The meatball flag means "your car is unsafe, return to the pits" — a message that applies to your driving generally. Adheres to rigs, wheel rims, toolboxes, water bottles, and personalities.
DISPATCH
2 DAYS. TALENT: 6–8 WEEKS
FREE POST OVER $35 · A FREE SURPRISE STICKER RIDES IN EVERY PARCEL
CLIP & SAVE
Complete the set.
ADD ASSORTED NONSENSE. FOR $15.00
Certified unsafe.
$4.50
Correspondence received.
2 LETTERS ON FILE"Put it on my wheelbase. My spouse asked what it means. I said it's a safety certification. Technically true."
"Sticker arrived faster than my braking points. The free surprise sticker looked disappointed in me, which felt personal and accurate."